Taulah Aku Gerek!!(TAG)

BPRP telah mentag aku..nmpk cam bes so aku layan kan..

*InstructionsGo to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.
1. Your name?
Lan
An acronym that means "Local Area Network" but is more often seen as "LAN Party" which is a gathering of geeks/computer gamers for the sole purpose of gaming and exchanging gigantic numbers of files.
So you think you can play in some shitty pub where you can ping rape everybody? Do it on LAN and then I might be impressed. (zzz...)

2. Age?
24
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead. (no, i dont watch it)

3.One of your friends?
mat
keeper, smart, slick, quite sexy
Mat is a keeper, girls, he is the one. (butoh sexy hahaha)

4. What should you be doing?
packing
Adj. (gerundive form, by ellipsis from "to pack heat") Carrying a concealed firearm.
Son, you keep away from dat nigga Rakwan, you heah me? The foo' be packin' and he might just up and cap yo trash-talkin' ass one these days! (cubaan menyeludup ke msia)

5. Favorite colour?
Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple! (or u can call it lavender)

6. Birthplace?
JB
Jail Bait. A girl or boy who is underage.
Back off dude. She's JB. (yea..waktu aku lahir mmg bwh umur)

7. Month of your birthday?
September
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
I can't wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves! (uuu cant wait for this)

8. Last person you talked to?
Matta
Unit measuring the tightness of a vagina. The matta is a torque rating based on Newtons per metre squared of pressure uniformly exerted on any object being pushed between the labia.

Tightness ranges between -5 and +10, with 0 having been normalised by the authors at 0 for most girls. -5 is frankly paedophillic and anything +5 is reserved for anything that has given birth and torn their organs open.

The optimum tightness is approximately -2 Mattas.
"yeah bruv, she was so tight, I swear down she was -2 mattas or some shit. I was splurting in like 20 seconds"

"You'll get over it mate, plenty more fish in the sea. I know she was tighter than a jew but you have to put mind over Matta"

"Ciao Luigi..... What's the Matta?!"
"Why it is 3 units of Matta Professor Rossi." (the definition might be correct haha)

9. One of your nicknames?
Cute
A girl who is lovely and dreamy and cuddly and shy and beautiful and awwww *druels* (uuu..unfortunately im not..)

photo caption: mngg lps pegi bbq tepi sungai n kitorang jumpe batu bentuk heart.. gempak ak...skang nie still mencari batu yg berbentuk pankreas..