Tuesday, March 31, 2009

lame giler x memblog...

series shit penat smngg 2 nie..tido ofcoz ar x cukup..settlekan kerete..settlekan brg nak antar shipping.. settlekan bersihkan rmh plus keluarkan brg2 dr rmh.. beli souvenir lg.. mmg kelamkabut giler.. haaaa...n plus kisah2 happening beberape hari nak blk msia..kelake ade, rase mcm shit pun ade, sedih pun ade..

photo caption: baru lps antar kete kat forwarder..blk kene naik ketapi haizz...

*haizz..lg sbln baru dpt jumpe my hunny, himawari...arghh patah kaki...

Sunday, March 8, 2009

aktiviti mengemas rumah..

sepanjang bbrape mngg sbelom blk nie aku akan menghidangkan krg dgn aktiviti2 mengemas rmh atau lbh gemar dipanggil tmpt pembuangan sampah..yeshh..rmh aku nie mmg jd port senior2 aku buang brg2(sampah) sbelom derang blk..so skang nie aku dipertanggungjawabkan utk melupuskan segale harte bende derang..bertuah sungguh aku..smngg nie hati xtenang dok pikir camne nak buang bende2 nie..walaupun keje2 pembuangan telah dilakukan sepanjang mngg nie tp still ade 80% lg..mmg shit..fyi kat sini nak buang sampah2 besar slain mknn mentah and recyclable things kene bayar..so xbleh nak campak merate2..walaupun begitu(fuyoo), aku telah berjaye mencampak 2,3 brg di merate2 tempat..nak campak kene bijak..jgn tinggalkan kesan2 cthnye ketas exm yg ade name kau..mmg nak mampus ar kalau derang semangat nak siasat..
so papepun skang nie settlekan brg2 yg nak antar masuk kontena..yg da siap cume baju ngan koleksi keychain..ade bnyk lg bende and mase da singkat..isnin nie start wat part time sampai 18hb huu bile nak kemas camnie..nak xnak kene push gak ar demi duit..yg plg penting nak bikin kerete aku..smngg dok cari brg kat internet..sume yg aku minat cukup2 ngan budget..xde yg lg murah ke adoiihh..cari 2ndhand pun xjumpe..ahaa ttibe dpt brite gembire sewe kontena lbh murah drpd yg aku bajet..cun ar..so kat situ ade duit lbh..tenang sket hati camnih..

photo caption:
(ats)pin ngan keychain hardrock sumbat dlm kotak kayu and then disumbat pule ke dlm kotak kasut adidas..bersame2 ngan keychain2 lain..
(bwh)baju2 nak bwk blk kasi lipat letak tepi, tinggal nak pack jer..3plastik baju nak buang..

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Taulah Aku Gerek!!(TAG)

BPRP telah mentag aku..nmpk cam bes so aku layan kan..

*InstructionsGo to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.
1. Your name?
An acronym that means "Local Area Network" but is more often seen as "LAN Party" which is a gathering of geeks/computer gamers for the sole purpose of gaming and exchanging gigantic numbers of files.
So you think you can play in some shitty pub where you can ping rape everybody? Do it on LAN and then I might be impressed. (zzz...)

2. Age?
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead. (no, i dont watch it)

3.One of your friends?
keeper, smart, slick, quite sexy
Mat is a keeper, girls, he is the one. (butoh sexy hahaha)

4. What should you be doing?
Adj. (gerundive form, by ellipsis from "to pack heat") Carrying a concealed firearm.
Son, you keep away from dat nigga Rakwan, you heah me? The foo' be packin' and he might just up and cap yo trash-talkin' ass one these days! (cubaan menyeludup ke msia)

5. Favorite colour?
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple! (or u can call it lavender)

6. Birthplace?
Jail Bait. A girl or boy who is underage.
Back off dude. She's JB. (yea..waktu aku lahir mmg bwh umur)

7. Month of your birthday?
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
I can't wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves! (uuu cant wait for this)

8. Last person you talked to?
Unit measuring the tightness of a vagina. The matta is a torque rating based on Newtons per metre squared of pressure uniformly exerted on any object being pushed between the labia.

Tightness ranges between -5 and +10, with 0 having been normalised by the authors at 0 for most girls. -5 is frankly paedophillic and anything +5 is reserved for anything that has given birth and torn their organs open.

The optimum tightness is approximately -2 Mattas.
"yeah bruv, she was so tight, I swear down she was -2 mattas or some shit. I was splurting in like 20 seconds"

"You'll get over it mate, plenty more fish in the sea. I know she was tighter than a jew but you have to put mind over Matta"

"Ciao Luigi..... What's the Matta?!"
"Why it is 3 units of Matta Professor Rossi." (the definition might be correct haha)

9. One of your nicknames?
A girl who is lovely and dreamy and cuddly and shy and beautiful and awwww *druels* (uuu..unfortunately im not..)

photo caption: mngg lps pegi bbq tepi sungai n kitorang jumpe batu bentuk heart.. gempak ak...skang nie still mencari batu yg berbentuk pankreas..